this morning i was woken up twice..the first time at 5 when suddently a framed painting of mini-santiago decided to fall down from the wall in the hall (yay it rhymes) and its glass just exploded...then i went back to sleep just to be woken up again about 25 minutes later when i got a text message on my cellphone..which wasnt so nice because my phone was next to my head..on the second pillow...so this conversation via text messages enrolled:
melissa: oh shit shit shit shit
me: what? what time is it?
melissa: i dont know. i m in TROUBLE?!
me: why? answer fast my battery is low
melissa: i just woke up next to a naked woman!!!!!!!!!!
me: i thought you are lesbian
melissa: so thought i!
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Damn, that never happens to me...
@ jo
what? that you wake with a woman in your bed? or that you woken by a friends text who just woke up with a naked woman in her bed???:-)
:)
Strangely, neither...
Maybe it was just the wrong woman? Your title changed! I like it.
Yep. I'm with Jo. I can pretty much guarantee you'll never get a text message from me like that one.
Heh, Mary, unless I come visit and we both send him simultaneous ones for the laugh :)
One time I answered the phone at 2:AM and it was a friend of mine who asked "Is it a smoking dragon?" and I said "What? Is what a smoking dragon?" and he said, "You know, when a lady is down there... being nice to you... and you make her laugh, and it comes out her nose!" That was the best 2:AM phone call ever.
That's hilarious! I also like May's smoking dragon. Although, my first words when I get a 2am call are "Who's dead?" I guess it's the Italian in me.
Funny stuff you!
@ may
hahahha..thats funny:-)
@ petit fleur
my answer would be "someone better is dead!"
Oh. The smoking dragon is a nicer term than the angry dragon I heard about :)
Urban dictionary... I liked no.5....
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