i know i know..its been ages that i came here and i might have lost all my readers because i neglected them for so long...and i dont wanna bore you with stories about how sick i was...and then busy with so much work..and then i had not only mini1 but also mini2 (hurrraay) here for a while and after beeing all misserable sick and busy i m finally back here...yessss..and you..are you here too?
and since jo almost peed already her knickers because of a little story i told to her today i do wanna share it with you too...
so..today i went out to the countryside to visit my grandmother...and after tea and buisquits she unveiled the horrors to me:
grandma: oh...bunny*....i bought some of your books...
i mean wtf??? i told her..begged her!!! not to read what i write since what i write is..errrrr*..well....most of you know what kind of stories and books i write..so i asked my grandma not to read any of them since she is a total lady...so far from anything sexual as one only could be...so u can imagine how shocked i was and how uncomfortable i felt already as she went on:
grandma: and i wrote down a little list of things and words from your stories which i never have heard before..can you please explain them to me?
at this stage i couldnt blush any redder!!! but so i started to explain and already at word one she turned a bit white..at word two she was already pale and said: okay okay..i i dont want any more explanations!!!
by that time jo was already in happy histery and asked me if i conficate the books...and..well..i couldnt!!! because the books werent there..she had lend them to some of her friends!!!so i will never ever ever walk again into one of her ladies lunches without blushing like a ripe tomato...
so thats all for today...damn...i really missed that:-)
* yes...my grandma calls me bunny..and not only her but my whole family..i actually dont know why** but they all do sinc ei was a small child
** okay that was a lie...but i will not tell why they call me bunny:-)
33 comments:
Willkommen zurück!
Glad you're feeling better and back in the mix.
That's quite a story! You're grandmother seems to be quite a character.
Craig
So great to see you back here, Danielle!
And you sure know how to make a marvelous entrance with a sensational tale!
Yay! You're back! Missed you!!!
I LOVE the story about your grandmother - I could not EVER imagine explaining anything to my mother or grandmother!
I nearly fell off my chair when I saw your comment! Where have you been? I sent private emails a couple of times and worried about you then I decided you were probably having way too much fun somewhere. I have missed you and I am so happy you are back. I don't need to tell you how much I love the story about your Grandmother. How is little Santiago?
How are you? Hugs from here and take care of yourself.
Oh Danielle! I am so joyful to see you back home here again!
What a story about your grandmother! Bless her heart! as I would say and bless yours too. I am sure she will still love you and I am sure you will always be her bunny.
Love to you from Florida and to those boys as well...Mary
Hi Danielle! I had missed you and wondered how you were doing.
Glad to hear you are healed, and I'm wishing you all wellness. :)
Xoxo
Is it because you were a little fuzzy bunny baby?
I TOLD you to mail Allegra! Alegra I can't believe he didn't! I would have if I'd realised.
Look at all the people waiting to see you, Dan :)
Ps: it's 2010 - photoshop out the cigarette!
@ craig
yeah me too..:-)
and she really is quite a character--often very funny without wanting to be:-)
@ jeremy
ha..youalways know what to say to make me feel complimented:-))))))
@ marina
yes..and you are back too since a while:-)
great we both are back:-)
@ allegra
dont fall!!!
i emailed you too!!! but nothing came back and so i thought you were to sick to answer...
and believe me..there will be never anything so good/funny to keep me from answering your emails!!
ah the little santiagos are both very well and made me really proud lately..will tell you all about it in a post very soon:-)
@ mary moon
you know i love love from florida:-)
its good to be back here again and see you all coming over to share of what i have to give:-)
@ emerald
ahhh so good to see u again!!! i m so glad to be healing and allready busy with reading all my fav blogs to get all i missed:-)
@ jo
no..i wasnt fuzzy..but..ähmmmm*..i have big ears,...so can be happy that they called me bunny and not elephant..:-)
an di didt email allegraaaaa:-) and then i told you that i did but hadnt heared anything back yet and then you said: she is probably to sick...:-P
yes its 2010 and a cigarette still looks good..:-P
anyway i ll soon have new headers form my page anyway and those will get into retirement..so..:-)
Yeah, I assumed you were lying to me ;)
Heh, that would have been my second guess, but of course I NEVER would have said it! Never!
As for the cigarette... well, you may be smokin', babe, but it isn't :)
but but but..you said it!!!!...gnaahhhr*
Danielle!!!! It is wonderful to see you back in blogland.
Loved the Bunny tale. ;-)
Hey everybody, party at Danielle's!!!!!
Glad to see you back!
Bunny, aye? I think it's sweet.
Well, Mr. Bunny, you do come back with a bang and not a whimper!!
And, may I say, I'm So EXCITED to see you!!!!!!!!!!! :-p Woopie!!
I'm sure I'd have peed my nickers too if I'd have been there!! That is classic. Maybe you can develope a story around that theme.... grandma reading your writing. ah hem, ah hem. It's a great story.
Take care of you,
pf
PS
I was glad to see your face back on the header! I like it that way!!
Great to see you here again - and with a very funny story as well. That must have been excruciating for you! x
in happy histery
Me too! And what an awesome phrase! Now I'm going to giggle every time I think of you walking into a ladies' lunch and blushing. I bet they adore you, Danielle!
And welcome back, of course - we've missed you!
@ robin
ha..its so good to be back..the only better thing is to see taht you all are still here..:-)
@ downtown
hey..:-) thank you:-9 and welcome over here:-)
@ petit fleur
you know i m always happy when you come over as well as for the wonderfull emails you wrote to me when i was sick..thank you a lot for that:-)
and..hey..my fac ewill be up there for a while now:-)
@ mwa
you have no idea how close you are to the truth with what you asusme:-))
@ janine
jaaahahaha...i know..histeria dont exist in english..i have been moppped up for it already by jo:-)
u know i missed you too:-)
Glad your back and feeling better, Danielle!
Loved your story!
sophia valenti..great to have you here again!!!
So glad you're back in blogland being you, Danielle! And of course with a brilliant story to entertain and enlighten.
Hope you're recovering nicely.
xox,
Donna
@ donna..you are happy that i m back? could you be happier then me that YOU are back?..:-)))
me and my blog have missed you too:-)
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