Sunday, October 4, 2009

hand crafted penis anyone?


one of my best female friends, she is a striking artist, a armani-black dressed rockstarmuse and a awsome lipstick lesbian, just send me this picture and asked me:
hey dan, what´s this?you know i havent seen many dicks anyway but i surely never saw one like this before...
well, i have no clue what this is...maybe a purse for change? a bag for condoms? something to cram your cellphone in? maybe it has no use at all and is a decorative item only.. but it really cracks me up..reminds me of my nanny who was a total "green" person, vegan when no one used that term actually and always busy with knitting something out of untreatet lamb wool....

11 comments:

jothemama said...

Hee.

Well, a Scotsman's sporran was traditionally made of a badger's scrotum, or so I've heard.

This looks like the fake soft dick a handicraft lesbian might pack.

These would go well with it.
http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm

Danielle said...

laughsloud*

well jo..u mean its like a hand knitten strap on????

thanks for stoping here..and these purses would really make a match..:-)

jothemama said...

Jesus, for some reason I could not for the life of me think of the term 'strap-on'. Total blank.

Ah well, I've got it back now.

As for stopping by, well, who could resist a hand crocheted penis purse, I ask you? A better woman than I!

Danielle said...

i think it looks a bit dangerous..i feel threated by it..is that penis envy????:-)

jothemama said...

Dangerous as in subversive? Because it's hardly threatening your powers of engorgement, right?

Unless it could be seen as a subtle insult, an insinuation of impotence?

Or maybe you just have crochet envy? Quick, knit a clitoris!

jothemama said...

Oh my god, Danielle, there's a whole world of crocheted genitals out there I didn't know about!

http://images.google.ie/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=crocheted+penis&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

jothemama said...

I found it! And it has a worthy purpose!

http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.made-in-england.org/images/crochet_strapon.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.made-in-england.org/category/sock-monkeys-soft-toys/&usg=__lJhCKHuz892bAr_FWww7yISNOOo=&h=303&w=460&sz=38&hl=en&start=11&tbnid=yy65kzcepvXiVM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcrocheted%2Bpenis%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den

That's a lovely art blog, actually.

But no more of this penis craft, I need to go work :(

Danielle said...

yes its a whole world...we have to tell alison about it...-)

and yes..the purpose is actually totally worthy..horray for knittet testikles and breats!!!

thank you for the research..:-))

Petit fleur said...

I thought certainly it's a Willie Warmer. Like if you wanted to walk around nekkid in winter, but didn't want your willie to get small and cold!

Makes perfect sense to me! :-p

You paint a pretty picture of the superstar lesbian. Ooooh lala!

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Anonymous said...

Hi all, thanx a lot for this article ..... This was what I was lokoing for.