do you have this kind of friends too? that kind which sends you naughty sms allways wanting something from you and ask you horrible intimate things?
today i had this sms conversation:
friend: dude..can you borrow me some lube?????like..right about now?
me: err*..no?!?
friend: allright then..doesent matter...then i ll just take a running-jump!
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I would have lent him it, for her sake.
That picture is v exotic :)
What is SMS?
@ ms moon
well i guess you use another term for it in the states..sms= short text message??? on your cell phone.
Oh. I thought it was a sexual thing. Haha! Silly me. Okay. The answer is no- I do not get naughty text messages. Sigh.
That's not the sort of text message you want to be getting, Mrs M.
But I'd say if you want to get one, you have to send one first ;)
though my stupid husband never responds to mine :(
Ha! Funny, I thought SMS was a sexual thing too! I couldn't figure out what came after masochist!
Danielle, I'm not sure I completely get this, but could he be trying to get your attention? Maybe he is bi?
Oh well. Have a good day despite odd messages!
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Ewe. I just read it again... it's making more sense. I definitely think he wants you to join them. Could have lived without ever reading the "running jump" part! Poor woman!
xopf
@ ms moon
you might leave your number here..i m sure here are a few readers who d love to send you naughty messages:-)
@ jo
hmmmmmm...thats no good....maybe you should write him something more dramatic..something he cant ignore...hehe*
@ petit fleur
naw he dont wants me to join...shiversbythatidea*
its maybe because i didnt translatet the message so well...thing is he is really a weird sleazy type of guy...and he dont sees any social boundaries..nothing is too intimate or to grose or to nasty to say or to ask...and so he wrote me if i can borow him lube because nhe wanted to sodomice?? that poor girl..i said no..and he answered something in the sense of: ok..dosent matter..then i jump on her dry
ugly ugly ugly..but funny in a way too..i hope she hits him hard:-)
Ah... worse than I thought! I guess the only thing to do is change your number.:)
Jesus H.!
@ petit fleur
isnt it always worse then we thought at first???
@ SB
yes..you say it : JESUS..H?
Jesus H Christ.
I don't know what it is. Hairy?
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