Sunday, December 6, 2009

sms from outerspace


do you have this kind of friends too? that kind which sends you naughty sms allways wanting something from you and ask you horrible intimate things?

today i had this sms conversation:

friend: dude..can you borrow me some lube?????like..right about now?

me: err*..no?!?

friend: allright then..doesent matter...then i ll just take a running-jump!

15 comments:

Jo said...

I would have lent him it, for her sake.

That picture is v exotic :)

Ms. Moon said...

What is SMS?

Danielle said...

@ ms moon

well i guess you use another term for it in the states..sms= short text message??? on your cell phone.

Ms. Moon said...

Oh. I thought it was a sexual thing. Haha! Silly me. Okay. The answer is no- I do not get naughty text messages. Sigh.

Jo said...

That's not the sort of text message you want to be getting, Mrs M.

But I'd say if you want to get one, you have to send one first ;)


though my stupid husband never responds to mine :(

Petit fleur said...

Ha! Funny, I thought SMS was a sexual thing too! I couldn't figure out what came after masochist!

Danielle, I'm not sure I completely get this, but could he be trying to get your attention? Maybe he is bi?

Oh well. Have a good day despite odd messages!
pf

Petit fleur said...

Ewe. I just read it again... it's making more sense. I definitely think he wants you to join them. Could have lived without ever reading the "running jump" part! Poor woman!
xopf

Danielle said...

@ ms moon

you might leave your number here..i m sure here are a few readers who d love to send you naughty messages:-)

Danielle said...

@ jo

hmmmmmm...thats no good....maybe you should write him something more dramatic..something he cant ignore...hehe*

Danielle said...

@ petit fleur

naw he dont wants me to join...shiversbythatidea*

its maybe because i didnt translatet the message so well...thing is he is really a weird sleazy type of guy...and he dont sees any social boundaries..nothing is too intimate or to grose or to nasty to say or to ask...and so he wrote me if i can borow him lube because nhe wanted to sodomice?? that poor girl..i said no..and he answered something in the sense of: ok..dosent matter..then i jump on her dry


ugly ugly ugly..but funny in a way too..i hope she hits him hard:-)

Petit fleur said...

Ah... worse than I thought! I guess the only thing to do is change your number.:)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jesus H.!

Danielle said...

@ petit fleur

isnt it always worse then we thought at first???

Danielle said...

@ SB

yes..you say it : JESUS..H?

Jo said...

Jesus H Christ.

I don't know what it is. Hairy?